Why He’s Hot:
- Look at those beautiful grey eyes. There are plenty of reasons why Damian Kulash’s face grabs your attention, but his sexy eyes definitely come in first place. He’s staring at you so hard, right into your mind, right into your soul, right through your clothes and you are so okay with that.
- He’s the lead singer of Ok Go. Yeah. The treadmill band. That means not only is he an incredibly talented singer (look at his fucking eyes!) and guitarist, but he’s also damn good dancer. Tell me honestly you wouldn’t shag a guy with that sort of prowess. Besides, everyone knows musicians are the best lovers.
- His hair. And not just the hair on the top of his head. Though that is nice, whether it’s run-your-hands-through-it-during-wild-sex shaggy or wanna-muss-it-so-bad neatly cropped. Damian does no wrong with it. But what I’m really talking about is the scruff. Tell me you don’t want that whisker burn. Every (straight) girl, whether she admits it or not, loves a scruffy boy. I mean, there’s a whole blog about it, for Christ’s sake.
- The boy knows how to dress. From hot pink pants to paisley scarves, ties and shirts, Damian’s all about mixing patterns you know no one else could pull off. And speaking of scarves, that could be all he wears. He’s almost always in a suit and tie, and can we please talk about his pocket squares? There’s nothing hotter than a man who can dress himself, and who’s daring about it. It’s so much more fun to rip off his clothes when they’ve been so carefully put together, isn’t it?
- His mouth. Unf. First off, his adorable smile. Could anyone resist that? And let’s talk about his totally kissable lips. It may sound cliché, but you can’t deny it’s true. By the way, have you noticed he has perfect teeth? Yeah. You want that mouth all over you.
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They forgot smart and married.
